"Even if you cannot change all the people around you, you can change the people you choose to be around. Life is too short to waste your time on people who don't respect, appreciate, and value you. Spend your life with people who make you smile, laugh, and feel loved." ― Roy T. Bennett, The Light in the Heart
"Laugh, even when you feel too sick or too worn out or tired. Smile, even when you're trying not to cry and the tears are blurring your vision. Sing, even when people stare at you and tell you your voice is crappy. Trust, even when your heart begs you not to. Twirl, even when your mind makes no sense of what you see. Frolick, even when you are made fun of. Kiss, even when others are watching. Sleep, even when you're afraid of what the dreams might bring. Run, even when it feels like you can't run any more. And, always, remember, even when the memories pinch your heart. Because the pain of all your experience is what makes you the person you are now. And without your experience---you are an empty page, a blank notebook, a missing lyric. What makes you brave is your willingness to live through your terrible life and hold your head up high the next day. So don't live life in fear. Because you are stronger now, after all the crap has happened, than you ever were back before it started." ― Alysha Speer
"Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone." ― anthony burgess
"My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return." ― Maya Angelou
"I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was." ― George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
"I laugh because I must not cry, that is all, that is all. " ― Abraham Lincoln
"My pain may be the reason for somebody's laugh. But my laugh must never be the reason for somebody's pain." ― Charlie Chaplin
"I laugh at myself. I don't take myself completely seriously. I think that's another quality that people have to hold on to... you have to laugh, especially at yourself." ― Madonna
"They didn't know why these things were funny. Sometimes you laugh because you've got no more room for crying. Sometimes you laugh because table manners on a beach are funny. And sometimes you laugh because you're alive, when you really shouldn't be." ― Terry Pratchett, Nation
"You stay safe, You love. You survive. You laugh and cry and struggle and sometimes you fail and sometimes you succeed. You Push." ― Carrie Ryan, The Dead-Tossed Waves
"But fate, as Merlin always taught us, is inexorable. Life is a jest of the Gods, Merlin liked to claim, and there is no justice. You must learn to laugh, he once told me, or else you'll just weep yourself to death." ― Bernard Cornwell, The Winter King
"She let out a laugh, and then she put her hand over her mouth, like she was angry at herself for forgetting her sadness." ― Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close
"But when you're in front of an audience and you make them laugh at a new idea, you're guiding the whole being for the moment. No one is ever more him/herself than when they really laugh. Their defenses are down. It's very Zen-like, that moment. They are completely open, completely themselves when that message hits the brain and the laugh begins. That's when new ideas can be implanted. If a new idea slips in at that moment, it has a chance to grow." ― George Carlin, Last Words
"The best way to treat obstacles is to use them as stepping-stones. Laugh at them, tread on them, and let them lead you to something better." ― Enid Blyton, Mr Galliano's Circus
"If you don't learn to laugh at life it'll surely kill you, that I know." ― Brom, The Child Thief
"In a cruel land, you either learned to laugh at cruelty or spent your life weeping." ― Robert Jordan, A Crown of Swords
"You think Bernadette Maguire killed him?" "Uh… no. She's, like I said, she's old." "Old people can kill people too." "I know, but…" "She could be a ninja." "She's not a ninja, for God's sake. She's somebody's great grandmother." "I want you to think carefully about this, Kenny. Have you ever seen her with a sword?" "What?" "How about throwing stars?" "This is ridiculous." "Have you ever seen her dressed up as a ninja? That would have been my first clue." The girl sucked in her cheeks so she wouldn't laugh out loud." ― Derek Landy, Death Bringer
"It is a strange world, a sad world, a world full of miseries, and woes, and troubles. And yet when King Laugh come, he make them all dance to the tune he play. Bleeding hearts, and dry bones of the churchyard, and tears that burn as they fall, all dance together to the music that he make with that smileless mouth of him. Ah, we men and women are like ropes drawn tight with strain that pull us different ways. Then tears come, and like the rain on the ropes, they brace us up, until perhaps the strain become too great, and we break. But King Laugh he come like the sunshine, and he ease off the strain again, and we bear to go on with our labor, what it may be." ― Bram Stoker, Dracula
"Through all of living have much joy and laughter, life is to be enjoyed, not just endured." ― Gordon B. Hinckley
"There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about." ― Criss Jami, Killosophy
"Laugh, and the world laughs with you; Weep, and you weep alone; For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth, But has trouble enough of its own. Sing, and the hills will answer; Sigh, it is lost on the air; The echoes bound to a joyful sound, But shrink from voicing care.
Rejoice, and men will seek you; Grieve, and they turn and go; They want full measure of all your pleasure, But they do not need your woe. Be glad, and your friends are many; Be sad, and you lose them all,— There are none to decline your nectared wine, But alone you must drink life's gall.
Feast, and your halls are crowded; Fast, and the world goes by. Succeed and give, and it helps you live, But no man can help you die. There is room in the halls of pleasure For a large and lordly train, But one by one we must all file on Through the narrow aisles of pain. " ― Ella Wheeler Wilcox
"You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing." ― Michael Pritchard
"When I was young, I forgot how to laugh in the cave of Trophonius; when I was older, I opened my eyes and beheld reality, at which I began to laugh, and since then, I have not stopped laughing. I saw that the meaning of life was to secure a livelihood, and that its goal was to attain a high position; that love's rich dream was marriage with an heiress; that friendship's blessing was help in financial difficulties; that wisdom was what the majority assumed it to be; that enthusiasm consisted in making a speech; that it was courage to risk the loss of ten dollars; that kindness consisted in saying, "You are welcome," at the dinner table; that piety consisted in going to communion once a year. This I saw, and I laughed." ― Søren Kierkegaard
"i have laughed more than daffodils and cried more than June." ― Sanober Khan
"And Peter laughed, and when he did, all the Devils grinned, because Peter's laugh was a most contagious thing." ― Brom, The Child Thief
"I laugh, and it's laughter, not light, that casts out the darkness building within me, that reminds me I am still alive, even in this strange place where everything I've ever known is coming apart." ― Veronica Roth, Allegiant
"Are you mad?" I ask. "I was." He glances at the ceiling then back at me. "Or confused, anyway. The whole thing threw me through for a loop. I thought I'd finally met a guy at Underwood I could relate to, and it turns out he wasn't a guy at all." I swallow. "I can see how that would be weird." "In a way though, I was relieved." "Relieved?" I echo. "Why?" He looks around embarrased. "Let's just say you had me questioning my sexual orientation." ― Jody Gehrman, Babe in Boyland
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